ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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