Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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