ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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