Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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