This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
