wanna go halves on a baby?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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