What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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