you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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