Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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