At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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