I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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