3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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