so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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