AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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