How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
