Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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