You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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