Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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