erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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