you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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