we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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