in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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