using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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