Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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