Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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