i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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