ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize