Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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