You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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