too bad you live with your parents still
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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