no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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