Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
