yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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