i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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