I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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