on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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