My girlfriend figured out who you are.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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