i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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