I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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