So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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