okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we're making bets on your personal life
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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