i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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