New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It's like God shit irony all over that family
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
