But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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