32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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