oh god the rape fog is back!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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