If that was your dad, he is hot
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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