Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Porn is love you can see.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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