btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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