I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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