I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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