sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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