I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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