my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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