just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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