i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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